>Why Most Horror Doesn’t Scare Me Anymore

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When you live with someone this crazy scary, you’ll find horror novels just aren’t scary.  Not when you lie in bed at night and hear the pitter patter of little feet.  You break out in a cold, cold sweat, waiting, praying that the thing she has to smack you in the head with doesn’t have sharp edges.

Edit:
My legal representative Ella, would like it be known that she is not crazy, just misunderstood, and how could this 

be classed as crazy scary.

P.S. If you don’t hear from me for a while call the cops, I’ll be locked in the shed

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